Mock her music. Make fun of her rep for writing songs about her exes. Heck, you can even step on her blue suede shoes. But, whatever you do, do not ask her what's wrong with her cat. Legendary ...

"Is it damaged?" he asked upon seeing a photo of her beloved Olivia Benson. — -- Taylor Swift is obviously very attached to her two feline friends. But, apparently, John Cleese didn't get that ...